S*x [10.28.08]

Everyone has those days when they would consider themselves to be in a rare form. For me, that day was today. After realizing that I would have to eventually take an elementary health course in college, I decided to face my demons and cease my awkwardness of the subject. I marched into the commuter lounge and proceeded to lead an open discussion on sex. I asked all the questions, and everyone else gave all the answers. Eventually, we hit a minor fork in the road. Some of those present referred to sex as "business time" while others preferred to call it "quality time". Both terms had counter-examples, but that did not change the fact that a decision needed to be made by the majority. I offered the term "whoopie" from my experience with The Newlywed Game, but it was soon thrown out, considering that no one else was familiar with the show. Eventually, the hung jury became unanimous and "business time" was born.