The King of Kraft [11.17.08]

Down in the commuter lounge, my friends and I spend all day discussing large, important issues. In the style of Seinfeld and friends, today's great debate centered around Kraft's Mac N' Cheese. Anyone that knows Kraft's Mac N' Cheese knows that it is a delicate combination of water, softened noodles, and cheese powder. The 'muter who was lucky enough to consume the mac n' cheese forgot his utensils at home and he managed to scrounge both a spoon and a fork. I wasted no time in urging him to facilitate the spoon, for the fork would obviously miss one of the most crucial aspects of Kraft's Mac N' Cheese: the soupy cheese sauce. Others overheard our debacle and soon joined in. Eventually, the room was split into two sides: those who supported forks and those who trusted spoons. The deciding vote was the Kraft's Mac N' Cheese owner himself. Upon consumption, it was clear to everyone that the spoon was the right way to go. In no time at all, the Kraft's Mac N' Cheese was gone, even the soupy cheese sauce.